January 2010
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New year blah blah.
Last year sucked. I mean grabbed a monkey’s stinky balls and swallowed. So 2010 has to be better, right?
I still have to deal with lawyers and the ex and immigration and all that stuff but somehow I’m going to rise above.
Somehow.
Any pointers?
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Megan Fox
I’m sitting watching Transformers 2 (don’t ask) and it occurs to me that this girl/woman looks exactly like one of those blow up sex dolls. Why is her lipstick raspberry?
I guess I’m not a boy so I don’t get it but sheesh… is this what it’s come to?
Fuck You, Penguin →
It’s an oldie but a goodie. Just in case….
December 2009
77 posts
Awkward.
I was set up on a horrible “this isn’t a blind date” blind date yesterday. The poor guy was 5 years younger than me, insanely handsome and absolutely horrified. I wish I had been brave enough to tell him that I knew it was ridiculous too.
Whatever little ego I had left has now been cleansed from my system and I’m ready to greet 2010 at rock bottom. It can only get better...
Chest Pain...
for the last hour. Hmmmm I got an email from my lawyer an hour ago. Coincidence? I think not.
Where is the off button?
http://www.beggarspromo.com/xl/jonsi/jonsi_boy_lili... →
Joygasm. Thanks, best christmas present ever….
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This is an excellent explanation of why I find Christmas over here a little tricky!
inteawetrust:
It was interesting to spend my first Christmas in the UK. I’ve been over here (and in Spain) in November in the past, but never through the holiday itself and wasn’t entirely sure how I’d feel about it.
I learned very early on that I have a hard time balancing my american tendency to over-gift...
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Dexter..
Just discovered this show.
Hey, I don’t have a telly so I’m a little behind, get over it.
I was sure it was going to be too gruesome but it is just deliciously gruesome enough.
The only down side is that now I have to add serial killer to my check list for a boyfriend. They seem very protective and good with kids!
So to conclude… Must be funny (laughs at my jokes which...
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Bradley James
Haven’t been this bad since the Jake Gyllenhaal incident of 2003….
Maybe I'm not as old as I think I am...
I’m 35 (makes me kind of an old lady around here I guess!) with two kids. I don’t go out much, I tend to feel “mumsy” and out of touch but today I spent the afternoon at a party ostensibly for the young ‘uns. By young ‘uns I mean people without children.
It’s a strange position when you hang out with the Mum Crowd but feel like you have little in common...
Flowers are back
by (a little bit of) popular demand.
You’re welcome my dear!
I wish I had been given....
Alain de Botton for christmas.
Look, he still has hair in this picture, how adorable is that?
Anyway, all I got was some handmade earrings from my children (pretty sure they will give me septicemia so probably won’t wear them) and a pretty, lovely, flowery, impractical, useless diary that I bought myself. Depressed? Pshaw!
Happy Christmas everyone…..
“The thing is, the thing is, it must be really depressing, if you’re a good, but...”
– whitepajamas, about Stephenie Meyer. (via flickflickflicker) exactly. And aspiring writers now have two choices: Write a good book and wait for people to notice; or write a twilight and get a movie deal. “the Meyers Method” (via luvina) (via fuckyeahtwilightsucks)
The No Duffers Allowed take on...
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
Another day..........
wasted. Every day starts and suddenly it’s over and I haven’t done anything good, anything useful or anything creative. Everyday is another day done and one less to come.
Cue Morrisey please, it can’t get any worse…
Check that, I just watched the trailer for Furry Vengeance.
(Secret. I sort of smiled when he took Miley Cyrus’s name in vain - Look, standards are...
nooothing can match the feeling after getting ink...
I’m so with you, time for another one I think…
okkyle:
it feels great, skin raw and sensitive.
it was very therapeutic.
How to be huge on Tumblr...
1) Post a photo of a hazy landscape with some wistful phrase over it.
2) Post a picture of a quote spelled out in scrabble tiles.
3) Post pictures of girls that look like they have been killed and then casually thrown into a pile of leaves. Make sure they are dressed in pretty clothes. Bonus points if you just photograph a body part rather than the whole person. Thighs in tights with scattered...
Being a single parent....
bites at christmas.
I want to go home.
Tougher than I look. I look like a marshmallow.
I used to be tough as all get out. I wasn’t in my right mind most of the time. The irony is that now I take chemicals to try and find my right mind or a least an approximation of it. I’m sure there is a universal truth in there somewhere but I can’t be arsed to look for it.
Anyway, point at hand. I just pulled a glass shard out of my hand and I hardly cried at all. Booyah.